Wanted: a personal punching bag

Has to be human; age,gender no bar; should be immune to all swear words and abuses in any language; should have immense patience; should have only one word and its synonyms in their vocabulary: yes; should be prepared to work 24/7 and be on call even after hours; and should NOT COMPLAIN! Salary handsome and negotiable.*


* For the uninitiated it may be clarified that punching bags are a must-have in the 21st century. They are part of the survival kit like a toothbrush and deodorant.

(Roo is sick of the heat, the humidity, the viruses, the traffic jams, the rat race, the shallowness of people, the disregard for human values, the wars, the deaths, the disappearing sense of humour and the ticking clock of life that grows louder and louder...)