DIY hurt kits

I'm beginning to believe that people do go through life with do-it-yourself hurt kits. Look at the roller coasters. Which fool invented this sadistic, gut wrenching horror show I wonder. I had the misfortune to sit in one recently and i can confidently say that i now know what naked fear is. I was duped into sitting in one by some apparently brave people around me who think roller coasters are an adventure. I was smooth talked into it with lines like- it's nothing, you'll loveit, just let yourself go, etc. Simpleton that i am i fell for it. The next thing i knew was that somebody was wrenching my neck off my shoulders, tearing off my insides, blowing out my brains and playing a hundred screeches orchestra in my ears. The few minutes that it lasted seemed like a lifetime. I hope that when death comes it will be gentler. Needless to say i was speechless after the experience. More so when i found people around me queueing up for another ride after getting off. What in the world is wrong with you, people??